What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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