what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Hi? No!!!!!

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My pet rock died.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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