- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's up brah brah

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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