What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Ron Paul for President!

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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