Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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womens rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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