- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

I have a crush on my dad.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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