Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Well educated black man.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Tim and Eric

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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