- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What is cold? Winter

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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