- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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