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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Hi? No!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

A cow says moo and explodes.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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