Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Womens rights

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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