- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

? I hate niiggers ?

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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