What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Anti Joke

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