- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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