- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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