- Anti Joke

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Nicolas Cage

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What kind of a prediction is THAT?