- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A: B: No pun intended.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

This is not an anti joke.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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