Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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