- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why is pi? Because circles.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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