- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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