- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Women's rights

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Is this where I type the joke?

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

knock knock go away

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