There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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terry stockton is straight

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Hello

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Mike tyson

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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