- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Women.

What's up brah brah

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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