What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Proof reading

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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vbh

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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shauns beautiful

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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wood cant chuck wood

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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