- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Comedy.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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