why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Womens rights

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

knock, knock come in

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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