- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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