What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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