Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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