How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

so dont touch it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Roey Jegen

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What is 9 + 10? 21

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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