Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Wy did the chicken?

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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so dont touch it.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Give me thumbs up!

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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