A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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justin bieber

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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