- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

ass in my face ? no

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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