Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Proof reading

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