Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Women's rights

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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knock knock go away

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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