Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Girls

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

crap!!

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

ass in my face ? no

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

knock, knock come in

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Wy did the chicken?

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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