Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

hey guys what's up?

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

knock knock Come in!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

ugh good riddance

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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