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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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