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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What swims in the ocean? Fish

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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