Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

woman's rights

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

WNBA

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

ass in my face ? no

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

E= McVagina

What are we then hypocrites?

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

so dont touch it.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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