- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

hipsters

Deadly cancer.

why do you care?

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Penisland

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

womens rights

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??