Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Romans rights.

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69

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Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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