What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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