- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Sophie Cameron is Gay

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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