Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Anti Joke

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