- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

vbh

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

The Pope

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Girls

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