yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Trashcan!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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whats long and green? weed

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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