got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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