Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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