What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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