Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Hi

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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