What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Barack Obama.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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