What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Hello penis

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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