- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Women's rights.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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