- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

insert joke here

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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