Woman's rights

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Women Driving.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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