- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

so dont touch it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

good one jess !!

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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