Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Maturity is a virtue.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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