- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Punch line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock Come in!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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