Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Pen15

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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