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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Chicken penis.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Women.

Nicolas Cage

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........