- Anti Joke

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Dogs in my home.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

how do you confuse a blond?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

How many cows say moo? All of them