There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

A baby gets hit by a bus.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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