Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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I was born.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Well educated black man.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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