What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Women.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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justin bieber

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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