Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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