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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke