What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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hi corey

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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