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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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