The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

This is not an anti joke.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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