What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Chicken

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Anti Joke

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