Spell: “This word”

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

pickle juice?

Scientology.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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