Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

I lost my tractor.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

I said I hate niiggers

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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