- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I'm a raging homosexual.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

This one sucks!

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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