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colby doesnt shave

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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ecks! why zee?

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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