How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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