A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Land Rovers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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